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Early morning in the village, an ordinary family of mother, son and father without legs,
Early morning in the village, an ordinary family - mother, son and father without legs, which they lost in the war. The son is getting ready to go hunting, takes a gun and a cartridge, then his dad crawls up to him and says:
- Son, take me hunting, I really want to!
- Dad, how can I take you, you don’t have legs, what good are you?
- And you, son, put me in a backpack behind your back, and if we suddenly see a bear, you shoot at it - you won’t hit it, you turn your back, and I’ll kill it with one shot, you know it yourself - I shoot a squirrel in the eye from 100 meters! So we’ll bring the loot home, so we’ll have something to eat in the winter.
The son thought and thought and said, “Okay, dad, let’s go.”
They are walking through the forest, the father is sitting in a backpack, and then a bear meets them. The son shoots, misses, shoots again - misses again, turns his back, dad shoots - also waves, again - misses again. The bear is already rushing at them, well, the son will give it a try, and meanwhile the father is shouting - they say, quickly, they will catch up! They've been running for an hour, they have no strength, the son understands that he and his dad won't run that far - they'll both be lost, so he decided to throw off his backpack and runs on.
He comes running home all out of breath and says to his mother:
- Mother, we no longer have a father... - with tears in his eyes.
His mother calmly puts down the frying pan, turns to him and says:
- How did you fuck me with your desire, then my dad came running 10 minutes ago in his arms and said that we no longer have a son!
They invited a guy at work to a corporate party and allowed him to come
They invited a man at work to a corporate party, they allowed him to come with his wives, the corporate party was themed - a masquerade, you had to come in costumes, with masks. No sooner said than done, they got ready before going out, and his wife had a headache, she said, “Go without me, and I’ll lie down at home for now,” and she herself came up with a cunning plan - to follow the man, how he would behave at the masquerade, to pester Zinka from accounting or even get drunk. Before going out, she changed her costume, came and saw her hubby - first dancing with one, then twirling the other, guard! She decided to check how far he would go, invited him to dance, they danced and whispered in his ear: - Maybe we can retire...
They retired, did their business, and the wife quickly went home. Her husband arrived a little later, she decided to ask him:
F - Well? How do you like your corporate party?!
M - Yes, gray boredom, the men and I decided to go play poker, and before that Petrovich, our boss asked him to exchange suits, since he had dirty his, so he was lucky, can you imagine, some woman in the ass gave!
The son comes up to his father and asks: - Dad, what is it?
The son approaches his father and asks:
- Dad, what is virtual reality?
Dad, after thinking a little, says to his son:
- Son, to give you an answer to this question, go to your mother, grandparents, and ask them if they could sleep with an African for 1 million dollars. He approaches his mother and asks:
- Mom, could you sleep with an African for 1 million dollars?
- Well, son, it’s not a tricky matter, and we need money, of course I could!
Then he approaches his grandmother with the same question, and the grandmother answers him:
- Of course, grandson! If I had a million dollars, I would live the same number of years!!!
It's grandfather's turn, grandfather answers:
- Well, actually, once doesn’t count, so of course - yes, with this million we would build a house by the sea, and finally leave grandma!
The son returns to his father with the results, and the father says to him:
- You see, son, in virtual reality we have three million dollars, but in real reality - 2 simple #tuts and one faggot!
The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And
The girl invited the guy to visit, romantic, that's all. And at that moment his stomach began to twist, he simply had no strength to endure it anymore. They come into her apartment and the girl says:
- Come in, don’t be shy, go into the room, and now I’ll go to the bathroom and powder my nose...
It was somehow awkward for the guy to ask her ahead of her, so he decided to be patient, although he no longer had the strength to endure it. He walks into the room and looks - there’s a big dog sitting there. He took it and piled it in the room, and thinks that he will then blame everything on the dog, while he, contentedly, goes to the kitchen to drink tea.
The girl with the bath comes out and asks him:
D: Why don’t you go into the room?
P: There’s a big dog there, I’m afraid of it.
D: I found someone to be scared of, she’s plush...
P: Wow, she gave a shit like a real one!
Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, everyone has gathered
Perestroika, collective farms are slowly dying out, all the animals have gathered in the barnyard and are discussing their future fate.
The bulls came out first and said: We must leave here while the hooves are still intact. The roof of the hangar is already leaking, it’s not raining, so we’re swimming like ducks. Next come the pigs: they haven’t eaten normal food for 100 years, the straw is all rotten, they give water once every three days. It’s impossible to live like this, you need to get out. All the other animals supported: Yes, yes, stop putting up with this and let’s go. One Sharik sits still, everyone asks him:
- Sharik, why are you sitting there?! Come with us!
Sharik answers:
- No, I won’t go with you, I have a prospect!
Animals:
- What is the prospect? You'll die of hunger here!
Ball:
- No, guys, I have a prospect here!
Animals:
- Well, what prospects do you have here, you’ll get sick, catch fleas and die alone here!
Ball:
- No guys, I have a prospect...
Animals:
- What kind of prospect is that?!?!?!
Ball:
- I heard here that the landlady told the owner “... if things continue like this, then we’ll suck Sharik all winter...”
New jokes
The husband runs home and says to his wife - WIFE, urgently, we have
The husband runs home and says to his wife - WIFE, urgently, we will have guests in half an hour, I called our boss to our house! Wife:
- Are you crazy?! We have nothing to eat!
- Well, figure something out, you definitely need to do something, because tomorrow they will distribute the money, whose salary will be increased!
- So we have nothing except soup and a can of peas!
- So, listen carefully! When he comes to us, I’ll tell him that you made an awesome steak and peas, and in the meantime I’ll treat him to some of my moonshine. And then you accidentally break a plate in the kitchen and shout that you dropped the steak and now it’s in the trash, you’ll only have to serve peas, nothing can be done.
We agreed, the boss came. The husband treats him to moonshine, then yells to his wife:
- Wife! Get the steak!
Plates are falling in the kitchen, there's a crash!
Husband:
- Well, what are you doing there? Did she really drop the steak in the trash?!
From the kitchen sobs:
- No, peas!
FIRST, I sang a song and went.
SECOND, Petka comes up to me and says: “I’ll go with you.” And we both went singing songs.
THIRD, we walk and look - there is a man standing on the road, the size of a bucket.
"Who are you?" - we asked him. - “I am the smallest person in the world.” - "Go with us". - "Let's go to".
We moved on, but the little man couldn’t keep up with us. He runs, but still lags behind. Then we took him by the hands. Petka is for the right, I am for the left. The little man hung in our arms, his feet barely touching the ground. We went on like this. All three of us go and whistle songs.
FOURTH, we walk and look - there is a man lying near the road, his head resting on a stump, and he is so long that you can’t see where his legs end. We came closer to him, and he jumped to his feet and hit the stump with his fist. , so the stump went into the ground. And the long man looked around, saw us and said: “Who are you,” he said, “that you disturbed my sleep?” “We,” we say, “are cheerful guys. Do you want to come with us? “Okay,” says the long man, and immediately steps about twenty meters. “Hey,” the little man shouts to him. “Wait for us a little!” We grabbed the little man and ran to the long one. “No,” we say, “you can’t do that, take small steps.”
The long man walked with small steps, but what's the point? He will take ten steps and disappear from sight. “Then,” we say, “let the little man sit on your shoulder, and take us under your arms.” The long man put the little one on his shoulder, took us under the arms and walked away. “Are you comfortable?” - I say to Petka. “Convenient, how about you?” “It’s convenient for me too,” I say. And we whistled funny songs. And the long man walks and whistles songs, and the little man sits on his shoulder and also whistles and sings.
FIFTH, we walk and look - there is a donkey standing across our path. We were delighted and decided to ride on a donkey. The long man tried first. He threw his leg over the donkey, and the donkey fell below his knee. The long man just wanted to sit on the donkey, but the donkey took it and walked, and the long man sat down on the ground with all his might. We tried to put a little man on a donkey. But as soon as the donkey took a few steps, the little man could not resist and fell to the ground. Then he stood up and said: “Let the long man carry me on his shoulder again, and you and Petka ride on the donkey.” We sat down, as the little man said, and drove off. And everyone is fine. And we all whistle songs.
SIXTH, we arrived at a large lake. We look, there is a boat near the shore. “Well, shall we go by boat?” - says Petka. Petka and I sat well in the boat, but it was difficult to seat the long man. He bent over, shrank, and raised his knees right up to his chin.
The little man sat down somewhere under the bench, but there was no room left for the donkey. If you didn’t put a long man in a boat, then you could put a donkey in it. But two people don’t fit. “That’s it,” says the little man, “you, long one, wade, and we’ll put the donkey in the boat and go.” We put the donkey in the boat, and the long man waded, and even dragged our boat on a rope. The donkey is sitting, afraid to move - it’s true that he got into a boat for the first time. And the rest are fine. We are driving along the lake, whistling songs. A long man drags our boat and also sings songs.
SEVENTH, we came out to the other side and looked - there was a car standing there. “What could this be?” - says the long man. - "What is this?" - says the little man. “This,” I say, “is a car.” “This is the car we’ll be driving now,” says Petka. We began to sit down in the car. Petka and I sat at the helm, a small man was placed in front on a lantern, but there was no way to fit a long man, a donkey and a boat in the car. We put the boat in the car, put the donkey in the boat - and everything would be fine, but there is no room for a long man. We put a donkey and a long man in the car - there was nowhere to put the boat.
We were completely at a loss, we didn’t know what to do, but the little man gave some advice: “Let the long man sit in the car, put the donkey on his lap, and lift the boat with his hands above his head.” We put the long man in the car, put the donkey on his lap, and gave him the boat to hold in his hands. "Not hard?" - the little man asked him. “No, nothing,” says the long one. I started the engine and we drove off. Everyone is fine, only the little man in front on the lantern is uncomfortable, the shaking makes him tumble like a van. And nothing for the rest. We drive and whistle songs.
EIGHTH, we arrived in some city. Let's go through the streets. People are looking at us, pointing with their fingers: “What is this,” they say, “there’s some kind of club sitting in the car, he’s sitting a donkey on his lap and he’s holding the boat with his hands above his head. Ha! Ha! Ha! And in front of him, there’s someone sitting on a lantern. As tall as a bucket! Look at him, it’s like he’s tumbling from the shaking! Ha! Ha! Ha!" And we drove straight to the hotel, put the boat on the ground, put the car under a canopy, tied the donkey to a tree and called the owner. The owner came out to us and said: “What do you want?” “Well,” we tell him, “can’t we spend the night with you?” “It’s possible,” says the owner and led us to a room with four beds. Petka and I lay down, but a long man and a short man couldn’t lie down. All the beds are short for the tall one, and there is nothing for the little one to rest his head on. The pillow was taller than himself, and he could only lean against the pillow while standing. But since we were all very tired, we somehow lay down and fell asleep. The long man simply lay down on the floor, and the little man climbed all over the pillow and fell asleep.
NINTH, we woke up in the morning and decided to continue our journey. Then suddenly the little man says: “You know what? It’s enough for us to drag around with this boat and car. Let’s go on foot instead.” “I won’t go on foot,” said the long man, “you’ll soon get tired of walking.” - “It’s you, such a fellow, who are getting tired?” - the little man laughed. “Of course, I’ll get tired,” said the long one, “I wish I could find some kind of horse on my own.” - “What kind of horse is good for you? - Petka intervened. “You don’t need a horse, but an elephant.” “Well, you can’t get an elephant here,” I said, “this is not Africa.” As soon as I said this, we suddenly heard barking, noise and screams on the street. We looked out the window and saw an elephant being led down the street, and behind it people were pouring down. A small dog runs right next to the elephant’s feet and barks at the top of its lungs, but the elephant walks calmly, not paying attention to anyone. “Here,” says the little man to the long one, “here’s the elephant for you.” Get in and go." - “And you sit on the dog. Just according to your height,” said the long man. “That’s right,” I say, “the long one will ride on an elephant, the small one on a dog, and Petka and I on a donkey.” And we ran outside.
TENTH, we ran out into the street. Petka and I sat on the donkey, the little man remained at the gate, and the long man ran after the elephant. He ran to the elephant, jumped on it and turned towards us. And the dog doesn’t lag behind the elephant, barks and also runs towards us. As soon as I reached the gate, the little man got the hang of it and jumped on the dog. So we all went. In front is a long man on an elephant, behind him I am with Petka on a donkey, and behind him is a small man on a dog. And we all feel good, and we all whistle songs.
We left the city and went, and where we arrived and what happened to us there, we will tell you about this next time.
Firstly Secondly Thirdly…
introductory word
Identified by punctuation marks, usually commas. For details on punctuation for introductory words, see Appendix 2. ()
There, firstly, discipline // Weak against ours. // And please, a picture: // Here is a column, there is a crowd. A. Tvardovsky, Terkin in the next world. The letter was indeed from Petenka, short, but “appropriate,” as the judge said. Firstly, he explained why he didn’t come for the holidays: he was on an excursion in Leningrad. Secondly, he was amazed at my appearance in Ensk and expressed his heartfelt feelings about it. Third, he scolded me terribly for not writing, not looking for him, and generally “behaving like an indifferent horse.” Fourthly, there was another letter in the envelope, for Sanya, and she laughed and said: “What a fool, he could have just attributed it.” V. Kaverin, Two captains.
Dictionary-reference book on punctuation. - M.: Reference and information Internet portal GRAMOTA.RU. V. V. Svintsov, V. M. Pakhomov, I. V. Filatova. 2010 .
See firstly / secondly / thirdly... ... Dictionary-reference book on punctuation
FIRSTLY- FIRST, an introductory word. First, first, first (the first member of the enumeration, in which the remaining members are sequentially designated by the words: secondly, thirdly, etc.). Ushakov's explanatory dictionary. D.N. Ushakov. 1935 1940 ... Ushakov's Explanatory Dictionary
FIRST-HAND- find out, receive information, etc. Directly, without intermediaries. It is understood that information, news, information, etc. are accurate, reliable and trustworthy. This means that a person or group united by common... ... Phraseological Dictionary of the Russian Language
Get up before the first, second, third roosters.- Stand up before the first, second, third roosters. See ELEMENTAL PHENOMENA... IN AND. Dahl. Proverbs of the Russian people
FIRSTLY- adv. or number, first, first to first, in advance, first of all, in the beginning, first; at the head, most importantly. First, always take care of others, not yourself. Give me, firstly, paper, secondly, a pen, thirdly, sealing wax, etc. Firstly, I don’t drink; in... ... Dahl's Explanatory Dictionary
THIRD- THIRDLY, an introductory word. used to indicate the third item in the listing. Firstly, a trip requires money, secondly, time and thirdly, desire. Ushakov's explanatory dictionary. D.N. Ushakov. 1935 1940 ... Ushakov's Explanatory Dictionary
Drunkenness (alcoholism) and the fight against it- P. is the excessive consumption of all kinds of stimulating and intoxicating substances and, in particular, alcoholic beverages. P.'s influence on a person is extremely diverse, affecting not only his physical and mental nature, but, to a large extent... ...
Drunkenness and the fight against it- (alcoholism) P. is the excessive consumption of all kinds of stimulating and intoxicating substances and, in particular, alcoholic beverages. P.’s influence on a person is extremely diverse, affecting not only his physical and mental nature, but, in... ... Encyclopedic Dictionary F.A. Brockhaus and I.A. Efron
The fight against alcoholism in the 19th century- Drunkenness (alcoholism) and the fight against it. Main article: Alcoholism Article based on materials from the encyclopedia of Brockhaus F. A. and Efron I. A. (1890 1916) ... Wikipedia
Chapter 2. CHANGES IN THE DAILY AND FESTIVAL TABLE MENU IN RUSSIA OVER THE LAST TWO CENTURIES- In order to be at the level of solving any problems of our time, it is necessary to know the history of each problem, to know how the same issues that interest us now were solved in the past. Taking into account historical experience is the basis of strategy in activities... Great Encyclopedia of Culinary Arts
Many people wonder: is a comma necessary in the phrase “firstly” or not? The answer to this question is quite clear: with the introductory word “firstly,” a comma is necessary.
Unlike many other introductory words, “first” can only be introductory, which means we do not have the problem of deciding whether the word is set off by commas; you just need to decide where to put the commas. Most often it is separated by commas on both sides.
A comma is placed exclusively before “firstly”, but not after it, if the word is at the beginning of a separate phrase.
1. Only after the word “firstly” is a comma placed if it is at the end of a separate phrase.
2. A comma is placed only after the introductory word and if it is preceded by an connecting conjunction.
